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The time you fell and stubbed your toe and just \u003cbr\u003econtinued the rest of your day like nothing happened? INSANE bravery. These bravery bandages celebrate how courageous you \u003cbr\u003ewere in the face of minor adversary. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eComes with a FREE PRIZE!\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eIncludes 15 3\" x 1\" bandages.\u003cbr\u003eLatex free adhesive.\u003cbr\u003eTin size: 3-3\/4\" tall.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47384803279100,"sku":"AM 12703","price":5.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0748\/2166\/5020\/files\/bravery-bandages_12703__54499.1679461371.1280.1280.jpg?v=1782335627"},{"product_id":"cupcake-bandages","title":"Cupcake Bandages","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"product-desc\"\u003e \u003cp\u003eCover up your cuts with cute! Everyone loves cupcakes and some are known to eat them to ease emotional pain... 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While we can say that this bandage will help you heal, we can't \u003cbr\u003epromise a miracle will happen- that's in Jesus' hands. 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The wound binding of choice for curs, blackguards, scoundrels and wretches.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThese bandages have an image of Shakespeare and one of 15 insults taken directly from his plays, such as: \"Thy wit's as thick as Tewksbury mustard,\" and \"Do thou amend my face, and I'll amend my life.\" ........SO hilarious. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eComes with a FREE PRIZE!\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eFifteen 3\" x 1\" latex-free bandages\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47384803410172,"sku":"AM 12389","price":5.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0748\/2166\/5020\/files\/12389____98935.1671403693.1280.1280.jpg?v=1782335645"},{"product_id":"sloth-nurse-bandages","title":"Sloth Nurse Bandages","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"product-desc\"\u003e \u003cp\u003eHeal faster by taking it slow!\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eAre you in such a hurry to heal when you get hurt that you just keep going and keep going? These sloth bandages remind you to \u003cbr\u003eget better at your own pace- take a moment for YOU! 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