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Pairs beautifully with a gingham kitty dress.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eNot every cat is a vain showoff. Some cats long for a plain, simple life, If you know this is your cat we're describing, go ahead and \u003cbr\u003ethrow this into your cart. Also perfect for playing the part of \u003cem\u003eLittle Kitty on the Prairie\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e100% cotton bonnet with satin lining.\u003cbr\u003eFits most cats.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv id=\"product-desc\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47384804032764,"sku":"AM 12655","price":6.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0748\/2166\/5020\/files\/12655__72098.1671390480.1280.1280.jpg?v=1782335746"},{"product_id":"inflatable-cat-unicorn-horn","title":"Inflatable Cat Unicorn Horn","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"product-desc\"\u003e \u003cp\u003eCats absolutely love it!\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eI know your cat pretends to be standoffish and cool, but when you slip this on his little head, he's sure to reveal the fun-loving \u003cbr\u003epersonality that you know he's hiding beneath that scowl. This unicorn horn uses a four-point elastic strap system to hold it \u003cbr\u003ecomfortably in place on your kitty's noggin. You get an instant unicat! Cats think it's such a cool accessory, especially when they \u003cbr\u003eget to wear it in front of other cats. They don't get embarrassed at all- it's not even the littlest bit humiliating! In fact, other cats \u003cbr\u003eget jealous.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eDisclaimer: Some cat owners report that is has turned their cat into a jerk. (Personally, I think they're lying. He's probably just \u003cbr\u003eannoyed at you for not buying this accessory for him sooner.) Others have reported that this product made their cat looks more \u003cbr\u003elike a narwhal than a unicorn. (Again, personally, I think they're lying. Your cat may need to go on a diet if he looks like a narwhal.)\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eMaterial: vinyl\u003cbr\u003eSize: 5-1\/2\" long\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47384804065532,"sku":"AM 12364","price":6.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0748\/2166\/5020\/files\/inflatable_unicorn_horn_for_cats__98449.1679200893.1280.1280.jpg?v=1782335754"},{"product_id":"emergency-bow-tie","title":"Emergency Bow Tie","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"product-desc\"\u003e \u003cp\u003eTransform yourself from normal to formal in an instant!\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003ePerfect for spontaneous weddings, dinner parties, and unforeseen funerals.\u003cbr\u003eEach bowtie features a metal attachment that allows quick and easy clipping to your collar.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eSize: 4-1\/2\" long bowtie\u003cbr\u003eMaterial: silky black fabric\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eComes in an illustrated tin!\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47384805114108,"sku":"AM 12098","price":6.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0748\/2166\/5020\/files\/12098__73136.1679023437.1280.1280.jpg?v=1782335861"},{"product_id":"mood-mustaches","title":"Mood Mustaches ~","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's so easy to match your mood to your mustache with these colorful lip rugs! \u003cbr\u003eFeeling bored? Slap on the purple 'stache! Feeling sassy? Go with orange. \u003cbr\u003eEach fancy facial decoration is made of lifelike synthetic hair with adhesive backing and fits most upper lips. \u003cbr\u003eComes in an illustrated blistercard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47384806588668,"sku":"AM 12100","price":7.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0748\/2166\/5020\/files\/12100__25871.1679023711.1280.1280.jpg?v=1782336121"},{"product_id":"crazy-cat-lady-pin","title":"Crazy Cat Lady Pin ~","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"shifter-page\"\u003e \u003cdiv id=\"wrapper\"\u003e \u003cdiv id=\"content\" class=\"row\"\u003e \u003cdiv id=\"product-10998638350\" class=\"product-page\"\u003e \u003cdiv id=\"product-description\" class=\"desktop-6 mobile-3\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"desc\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"rte\"\u003e \u003cp\u003eA label you can wear PROUDLY.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eOther than all the cat fur all over your clothes, how are people supposed to know about your undying love for cats? This pin \u003cbr\u003eannounces your crazy cat lady status to the world! \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eMaterial: diecast metal and enamel.\u003cbr\u003eSize: 1-1\/4” diameter\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47384806916348,"sku":"AM 12738 ~","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0748\/2166\/5020\/files\/12738__94770.1679468727.1280.1280.jpg?v=1782336194"},{"product_id":"disguise-glasses-pin","title":"Disguise Glasses Pin","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-blocks__block product-blocks__block--description \"\u003e \u003cdiv id=\"product-desc\"\u003e \u003cp\u003eThere's something funny-looking about this pin...\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis pin is made to look just like a pair of those glasses with a fake nose attached. You won't even recognize yourself when you \u003cbr\u003ewear it!\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eMaterial: diecast metal and enamel\u003cbr\u003eSize: 1-1\/4\" diameter\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47384807768316,"sku":"AM 12722","price":7.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0748\/2166\/5020\/files\/12722__94976.1679463722.1280.1280.jpg?v=1782336201"},{"product_id":"monkey-pin","title":"Monkey Pin ~","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"shifter-page\"\u003e \u003cdiv id=\"wrapper\"\u003e \u003cdiv id=\"content\" class=\"row\"\u003e \u003cdiv id=\"product-10998638350\" class=\"product-page\"\u003e \u003cdiv id=\"product-description\" class=\"desktop-6 mobile-3\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"desc\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"rte\"\u003e \u003cp\u003eSee, I mean even this monkey knows that fezzes are cool. Show people a bit of your weird side with this pin!\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eSize: 1-1\/4” tall\u003cbr\u003eMaterial: diecast metal and enamel\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiscontinued item! 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The perfect gift for that person whose hands are always freezing.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eMaterial: 95% cotton, 5% spandex (look and feel like men's briefs)\u003cbr\u003eFits most adult hands.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"custom-field custom-field__headline custom-field__type--text\"\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"custom-field--value\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47385114771708,"sku":"AM 11951","price":10.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0748\/2166\/5020\/files\/11951_handerpants-__41839.1679007804.1280.1280.jpg?v=1782381417"},{"product_id":"artist-facial-hair","title":"Artist Facial Hair ~","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"product-desc\"\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis facial hair immediately takes you from looking average to looking like the most accomplished artist anyone's ever seen! 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