{"product_id":"alter-ego-avocadounicorn","title":"Alter Ego Avocado-Unicorn","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDo not eat this unicorn. I know it looks like an avocado, but it's only *kind of* an avocado. I mean, it would probably taste delicious, like a cross between buttercream and arugula. But don't eat it. Don't even think about eating it. And definitely don't look over here right now. Yep, just like arugula.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv\u003eImagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel strata of time and space, the Squishables are very, very different. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.squishable.com\/mm5\/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY\u0026amp;Category_Code=alter_egos\"\u003eSquishable Alter Egos\u003c\/a\u003e are all the Squishables that might have been (and almost certainly still are...somewhere). Released in collectors' sets of 5, each one is \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.squishable.com\/mm5\/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY\u0026amp;Category_Code=snackers\"\u003eSnacker-sized\u003c\/a\u003e, with a base of beans and our special soft fur. Because some things are universal.\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5(w) x 5(d) x 6.5(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Squishable","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47385121980668,"sku":"SQU-117615","price":14.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0748\/2166\/5020\/files\/alteregos_avocado_unicorn__27845.1675727380.1280.1280.jpg?v=1782382263","url":"https:\/\/www.freakyfindz.com\/products\/alter-ego-avocadounicorn","provider":"Freaky Findz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}