{"product_id":"bacon-lip-balm","title":"Bacon Lip Balm","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"product-desc\"\u003e \u003cp\u003eWhen you eat bacon, don't you wish that you could taste that flavor all day long? Well, have we got the thing for you! Just carry \u003cbr\u003ethis little tube around with you everywhere you go and have the smell and flavor you crave at your fingertips! This lip balm will keep\u003cbr\u003e your lips moist and meaty all day long. Warning: your lips may smell like bacon, but they are not. Do not bite down on your lips.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eSince this lip balm does not contain actual bacon, it also makes a wonderful and thoughtful gift for your vegetarian friends who miss \u003cbr\u003ethe days when they also indulged in tasty meats. (Trust me- I'm a vegetarian.)\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e2-1\/2\" long tube, twist bottom dispenser\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47384806293756,"sku":"AM 11957","price":2.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0748\/2166\/5020\/files\/11957__08613.1679008320.1280.1280.jpg?v=1782336066","url":"https:\/\/www.freakyfindz.com\/products\/bacon-lip-balm","provider":"Freaky Findz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}