{"product_id":"dashboard-jesus","title":"Dashboard Jesus","description":"\u003cp\u003eJESUS TAKE THE WHEEL! Let this little dashboard Jesus be your co-pilot as you drive!\u003cbr\u003e(Don't actually let him take the wheel though, he has little plastic arms.)\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eDashboard Jesus can serve as a reminder to love thy neighbor, even if they don't use their blinker or they cut you off in traffic. He \u003cbr\u003ewill not judge you for the car that you drive, but he may remind you to be a good person when you see someone stranded on the \u003cbr\u003eside of the road with a flat tire.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eSize: 5-1\/4\" tall\u003cbr\u003eDashboard Jesus has a metal spring and an adhesive base.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47384804491516,"sku":"AM 11093","price":8.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0748\/2166\/5020\/files\/11093__00168.1678859274.1280.1280.jpg?v=1782335801","url":"https:\/\/www.freakyfindz.com\/products\/dashboard-jesus","provider":"Freaky Findz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}