{"product_id":"emergency-beard-guards","title":"Emergency Beard Guards ~","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhile beards are one of the most popular face decorations of all time, scientists have told us they are also filthy.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis pack of three sanitary beard guards will help protect the world from whatever is going on in that beard before the health \u003cbr\u003edepartment shows up and shuts it down for violations. Of course, if you're somewhere filthy it will also protect your beard and \u003cbr\u003eleave it pristine at the end of the day.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eIt comes in a funny 3-3\/4\" tall metal tin.\u003cbr\u003eFits most normal beards, but not a ZZ Top.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47384803574012,"sku":"AM 12592","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0748\/2166\/5020\/files\/12592__53461.1679379908.1280.1280.jpg?v=1782335686","url":"https:\/\/www.freakyfindz.com\/products\/emergency-beard-guards","provider":"Freaky Findz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}