{"product_id":"shakespearean-insult-bandages","title":"Shakespearean Insult Bandages","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"product-desc\"\u003e \u003cp\u003eRapscallion, treat the damage to thy self with Shakespearean Insult Badages. These plasters will help to heal boo-boos and scrapes caused by rapiers both sword and wit. The wound binding of choice for curs, blackguards, scoundrels and wretches.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThese bandages have an image of Shakespeare and one of 15 insults taken directly from his plays, such as: \"Thy wit's as thick as Tewksbury mustard,\" and \"Do thou amend my face, and I'll amend my life.\" ........SO hilarious. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eComes with a FREE PRIZE!\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eFifteen 3\" x 1\" latex-free bandages\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47384803410172,"sku":"AM 12389","price":5.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0748\/2166\/5020\/files\/12389____98935.1671403693.1280.1280.jpg?v=1782335645","url":"https:\/\/www.freakyfindz.com\/products\/shakespearean-insult-bandages","provider":"Freaky Findz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}