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  • I Saute. I'm Fancy Dish Towel- folded I Saute. I'm Fancy Dish Towel- unfolded

    I Saute. I'm Fancy Woven Dish Towel

    Oh, you think you're sooooo cool because you julienne and chiffonade? Big deal, bozo.  This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel.Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.28"h x 21"w

    $14.97

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    Dirty Dish In The Sink Dish Towel- folded Dirty Dish In The Sink Dish Towel- unfolded

    Dirty Dish In The Sink Woven Dish Towel

    If all these eyes staring right at you are a little intimidating and unnerving, well then good.  This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel.Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.28"h x 21"w

    $14.97

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    Tidy Motherfucker Dish Towel- folded Tidy Motherfucker Dish Towel- unfolded

    Tidy Motherfucker Woven Dish Towel

    What can I say? I like a straight line and I love a clean counter.  This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel.Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.28"h x 21"w

    $14.97

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    Better Than Coffee Dish Towel- unfolded Better Than Coffee Dish Towel- folded

    Better Than Coffee Woven Dish Towel

    Surprise parties? Nope. World peace? Nope. Mashed potatoes? Tough call, actually, but still nope.  This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel.Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.28"h x 21"w

    $14.97

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    Food Has Weed In It Dish Towel- folded Food Has Weed In It Dish Towel- unfolded

    Food Has Weed In It Woven Dish Towel

    I know, I know. You thought you were tasting the love, but really, it's weed.  This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel.Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.28"h x 21"w

    $14.97

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    Fuck, I Love Cheese Dish Towel- unfolded Fuck, I Love Cheese Dish Towel- folded

    Fuck, I Love Cheese Woven Dish Towel

    Look, I'm not going to say that cheese is more important to me than my husband, or my dog, or my friends... But I'm not NOT going to say that either, so. This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel.Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.28"h x 21"w

    $14.97

  • Beer In The Fridge Dish Towel- folded Beer In The Fridge Dish Towel- unfolded

    Beer In The Fridge Dish Towel

    Sorry... typo. It should say: Beer in the fridge. Beer in my heart.Wait, it wasn't a typo? Hm. I guess beer drinkers can be soft and sentimental. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

    $12.97

  • Don't Feel Like Making It Dish Towel- folded Don't Feel Like Making It Dish Towel- unfolded

    Don't Feel Like Making It Dish Towel

    I don't feel like making it, I don't feel like cleaning up afterwards... it's one of life's toughest dilemmas. Solution: eat out. (Well, this is my solution.)   Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

    $12.97

  • Multitask Master Dish Towel- folded Multitask Master Dish Towel- unfolded

    Multitask Master Dish Towel

    I can do anything and everything all at once. I'm serious, I have this towel to prove it. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

    $12.97

  • Feed You Fuckers Dish Towel- folded Feed You Fuckers Dish Towel- unfolded

    Feed You Fuckers Dish Towel

    Each and every last one of ya. I can't guarantee it'll be good, but you will be fed! Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

    $12.97

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    Do You Not See The Coaster Dish Towel- folded Do You Not See The Coaster Dish Towel- unfolded

    Do You Not See The Coaster Dish Towel

    This towel is a great, very subtle way to let your guests know that you will not be friends anymore if they don't use the coasters. Very cool, very chill. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

    $12.97

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    The Dog'll Get It Dish Towel- folded The Dog'll Get It Dish Towel- unfolded

    The Dog'll Get It Dish Towel

    I don't have a dog, but if I got a dog, it would be because my vacuum cleaner broke.   Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

    $12.97


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