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Don't Make Mommy Be A Bitch Crew Socks
Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
$13.97
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Bad Ass Woman Zipper Pouch
Things that fit in this bag include: cash, AAA cards, emergency snacks, diapers, tweezers, phone chargers, air pressure gauges, tough love, and much-needed-but-not-asked-for-general-life-advice. 95% post consumer recycled material. 7.25"h x 9.5"w
$8.97
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Squishable Rose
Did you know pink roses symbolize the ultimate 'thank you'?! Getting someone a pink rose is like saying, 'Thank you for being cute and spiky!" or 'Thank you for buying me last minute from the grocery store'! Or, 'thank you for not clipping me off your bushes just because the Homeowners Association thinks I'm a bad match for the neighborhood aesthetic'! 8(w) x 8(d) x 20(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up! Designer: Johan B. is a Squishable Designer. He wouldn't write his own bio, but he did say to mention that he's Swedish.
$45.97