Fun Stuff & Gifts_Novelty_Bandages
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Leech Bandages
Why put a leech on a bandage? Actual doctors are using leeches again. Isn’t it shocking that using leeches in medicine has come back in vogue? Turns out a leech gets the blood flowing around wounds and restores blood flow in blocked veins. In medieval times they were used by bloodletters to “balance the humors” of the body. Now, they’re used by plastic surgeons to help people recover from difficult surgeries. While these bandages have none of the healing properties of actual leeches, they still look like you know what you’re doing. Comes with a FREE PRIZE! Latex-free adhesive.15 3" x 1" bandagesTin Size: 3-3/4" tall
$5.93
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Pickle Bandages
Don't ever underestimate the protective power of pickles! Each bandage looks just like a pickle. (Of course. That's the whole point.)The healing power of brine will make everything fine! Comes with a FREE PRIZE! Size: 3-3/4" tall tin with 15 3" x 1" bandages Latex-free adhesive. Endorsed by Dr. Pickle and several other fictional medical-themed anthropomorphized food, including Dr. Banana, the gastroenterologist.
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Crazy Cat Lady Bandages
The best bandages to use on cat scratches! All cat owners know that sometimes (always accidentally), your kitties can give you tiny scratches or bite marks that they totally didn't mean. They're just playing! These bandages not only cover them up so they can heal, but also advertise how much you love your cats (and also what your wound is from). Comes with a FREE PRIZE! Includes 15 3" x 1" bandagesLatex-free adhesive.Tin Size: 3-3/4" tall
$5.93
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Unicorn Bandages
Discover the incredible healing power of the mythical creature... the UNICORN! These bandages use the magical power of unicorns to heal your wounds! The purity of unicorns as a species is reflected beautifully in the sterile gauze of each bandage. The sparkling dazzle of unicorns is reflected on the opposite side of each bandage, which is printed with rainbows and the mythical creature itself. Includes a FREE PRIZE! Size: 3-3/4" tall tin with 15 3" x 1" bandagesLatex-free adhesive
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Sloth Nurse Bandages
Heal faster by taking it slow! Are you in such a hurry to heal when you get hurt that you just keep going and keep going? These sloth bandages remind you to get better at your own pace- take a moment for YOU! This little sloth's empathetic face will help you heal faster simply by taking it slow. Comes with a FREE PRIZE! Includes 15 3" x 1" bandages.Latex free adhesive.Tin size: 3-3/4" tall.
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Shakespearean Insult Bandages
Rapscallion, treat the damage to thy self with Shakespearean Insult Badages. These plasters will help to heal boo-boos and scrapes caused by rapiers both sword and wit. The wound binding of choice for curs, blackguards, scoundrels and wretches. These bandages have an image of Shakespeare and one of 15 insults taken directly from his plays, such as: "Thy wit's as thick as Tewksbury mustard," and "Do thou amend my face, and I'll amend my life." ........SO hilarious. Comes with a FREE PRIZE! Fifteen 3" x 1" latex-free bandages
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Jesus Bandages
Discover the incredible healing power of Jesus bandages! These bandages mix the healing powers of typical bandages with the spiritual healing of the Christian messiah. Each bandage is printed with the image of Jesus to offer you hope and healing. While we can say that this bandage will help you heal, we can't promise a miracle will happen- that's in Jesus' hands. This bandage is the answer to your prayers. Includes a FREE PRIZE too! Size: 3-3/4" tall metal tin with 15 3" x 1" bandagesLatex-free adhesive
$5.93
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Cupcake Bandages
Cover up your cuts with cute! Everyone loves cupcakes and some are known to eat them to ease emotional pain... Now you can use cupcakes to ease physical pain, too! Includes a FREE PRIZE! Size: 3-3/4" tin with 12 1-3/4" x 1-1/2" cupcake bandages
$5.93
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Bravery Bandages
We award this medal for bravery in the face of a SKINNED KNEE! Everyone recognizes bravery when it's risking your life to save someone else, but some bravery is on a much smaller scale than that. Remember when you got a paper cut last week and you didn't cry? Bravery. The time you fell and stubbed your toe and just continued the rest of your day like nothing happened? INSANE bravery. These bravery bandages celebrate how courageous you were in the face of minor adversary. Comes with a FREE PRIZE! Includes 15 3" x 1" bandages.Latex free adhesive.Tin size: 3-3/4" tall.
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Bacon Bandages
Discover the incredible healing power of bacon! Use these bacon strip bandages to treat your cuts, scrapes, and scratches. It has amazing healing powers for minor injuries (at least that's what the carnivore council tells us). This pack includes 15 bacon bandages that look so much like actual tiny pieces of bacon that you'll have a hard time not ripping them off of your skin and eating them. (Please don't do this though... that's really gross.) Each bandage tin comes with a FREE PRIZE too! Size: 3-3/4" tall tinIncludes: 15 bandages (3" x 1")(Latex-free adhesive)
$5.93
