Rapscallion, treat the damage to thy self with Shakespearean Insult Badages. These plasters will help to heal boo-boos and scrapes caused by rapiers both sword and wit. The wound binding of choice for curs, blackguards, scoundrels and wretches.

These bandages have an image of Shakespeare and one of 15 insults taken directly from his plays, such as: "Thy wit's as thick as Tewksbury mustard," and "Do thou amend my face, and I'll amend my life." ........SO hilarious. 

Comes with a FREE PRIZE!

Fifteen 3" x 1" latex-free bandages