A wide variety of Blue Q hand creams, lip balms, hand sanitizers, toothbrushes, and lavatory mists!
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Not Flossing Hell Toothbrush ~
Does anyone actually floss? I'm pretty sure we'll all see each other in Not Flossing Hell. Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free.
$5.97
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Horoscope: Fuck Toothbrush ~
It's funny because its pretty spot on. Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA-free.
$5.97
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Tastes Like Coffee Toothbrush ~
Maybe someone should invent a coffee flavored toothpaste? Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA-free.
$5.97
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Wanna Make Out Toothbrush ~
If the answer is no, that's okay. But if the answer is yes, that's a lot better. Make sure you use this toothbrush first, though. Soft bristles for gentle brushing. Wide handle for comfy grip. BPA free.
$5.97
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Titanic Lavatory Mist
This mist is kind of like having 500 or more lifeboats available, whenever you need them. Too soon? Vetiver and rose scent. 5.3 fl. oz./156 ml
$14.99
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Next Stop Poop Town Lavatory Mist
Look what's chugging down the tracks, every day, right on schedule! Apple blossom and citrus scent. 5.3 fl. oz./156 ml
$14.99
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That's A Spicy Meatball Lavatory Mist
A modern-day solution to an old-world issue. May your treasured memories linger, and your unpleasant aromas be history. Orange and rosewater scent. 5.3 fl. oz./156 ml
$14.99
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That Was Outstanding Lavatory Mist ~
How do you feel? Amazing? And... um... lighter? Nothing like a little self affirmation with our That Was Outstanding Lavatory Mist! Just two quick mists will cure the air of any poop foulness. 5.3 fl. oz./156 ml
$14.97
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This Shit is Bananas Lavatory Mist ~
B-A-N-A-N-A-S! How many other bathroom sprays do you know about that have their own crossword on the back? NO other ones, that's how many!Don't pretend your shit doesn't stink- just two mists of this will cure the air in your bathroom. 5.3 fl. oz./156 ml
$14.97
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Damn Dude Lavatory Mist
Are you feeling ok? Really, I'm a little worried about you. What did you eat?Scented with Jasmine and Rose with essential oils of Orange and Thyme. 5.3 fl. oz./156 ml
$14.99
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Who Let the Logs Out Lavatory Mist ~
WHO, WHO, WHO, WHO? Who is responsible for this?? Scented with citrus and mint, and a hint of green moss. 5.3 fl. oz./156 ml
$14.97
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Fuckin' Around Hand Sanitizer ~
If I was going to fuck around, you'd know that I was going to fuck around. But I'm not going to fuck around, because I'm just not the kind of person who would. Fuck around, that is. 62% alcohol.Kills 99.99% of germs on contact.Made with aloe vera.2 oz./59 ml
$6.97