Housewares_Kitchen_Dish Towels
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I Saute. I'm Fancy Woven Dish Towel
Oh, you think you're sooooo cool because you julienne and chiffonade? Big deal, bozo. This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel.Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.28"h x 21"w
$14.97
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Dirty Dish In The Sink Woven Dish Towel
If all these eyes staring right at you are a little intimidating and unnerving, well then good. This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel.Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.28"h x 21"w
$14.97
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Tidy Motherfucker Woven Dish Towel
What can I say? I like a straight line and I love a clean counter. This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel.Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.28"h x 21"w
$14.97
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Better Than Coffee Woven Dish Towel
Surprise parties? Nope. World peace? Nope. Mashed potatoes? Tough call, actually, but still nope. This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel.Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.28"h x 21"w
$14.97
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Food Has Weed In It Woven Dish Towel
I know, I know. You thought you were tasting the love, but really, it's weed. This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel.Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.28"h x 21"w
$14.97
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Fuck, I Love Cheese Woven Dish Towel
Look, I'm not going to say that cheese is more important to me than my husband, or my dog, or my friends... But I'm not NOT going to say that either, so. This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel.Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.28"h x 21"w
$14.97
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Beer In The Fridge Dish Towel
Sorry... typo. It should say: Beer in the fridge. Beer in my heart.Wait, it wasn't a typo? Hm. I guess beer drinkers can be soft and sentimental. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w
$12.97
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Don't Feel Like Making It Dish Towel
I don't feel like making it, I don't feel like cleaning up afterwards... it's one of life's toughest dilemmas. Solution: eat out. (Well, this is my solution.) Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w
$12.97
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Multitask Master Dish Towel
I can do anything and everything all at once. I'm serious, I have this towel to prove it. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w
$12.97
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Feed You Fuckers Dish Towel
Each and every last one of ya. I can't guarantee it'll be good, but you will be fed! Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w
$12.97
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Do You Not See The Coaster Dish Towel
This towel is a great, very subtle way to let your guests know that you will not be friends anymore if they don't use the coasters. Very cool, very chill. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w
$12.97
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The Dog'll Get It Dish Towel
I don't have a dog, but if I got a dog, it would be because my vacuum cleaner broke. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w
$12.97
