Housewares_Kitchen_Dish Towels


  • I Want A Burrito Dish Towel- folded I Want A Burrito Dish Towel- unfolded

    I Want A Burrito Dish Towel

    You may be able to accomplish this same feeling with a heated blanket or someth- Oh who am I kidding. It wouldn't be the same. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

    $12.97

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    Have You Tried Cheese Dish Towel- folded Have You Tried Cheese Dish Towel- unfolded

    Have You Tried Cheese Dish Towel

    It's ironic, because cheese is HEAVENLY. I guess not for lactose-intolerant people, though. I feel sorry for those people. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

    $12.97

  • Low Blood Sugar Dish Towel- folded Low Blood Sugar Dish Towel- unfolded

    Low Blood Sugar Woven Dish Towel

    Don't look at me, I'm a monster. But, like, feed me all the donuts please and thank you. This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel.Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.28"h x 21"w

    $14.97

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    Best Restaurant in Town Dish Towel

    $14.97

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    Special Unicorn Dish Towel- folded Special Unicorn Dish Towel- unfolded

    Special Unicorn Woven Dish Towel ~

    Listen, this is a very special unicorn on a very special dish towel. It deserves a very special kitchen to call home.  Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

    $14.97

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    Made from Scratch Dish Towel- folded Made from Scratch Dish Towel- unfolded

    Made from Scratch Woven Dish Towel

    Look at this cat, so pleased with herself because she's ripped the hell out your great-grandmother's armchair. But you forgive her, because that chicken noodle soup she made was DELISH. This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel.Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.28"h x 21"w

    $14.97

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    Doing Fucking Great Dish Towel- folded Doing Fucking Great Dish Towel- unfolded

    Doing Fucking Great Woven Dish Towel

    Nothing like a little pick-me-up from the dish towel hanging in your kitchen. Sometimes you just need that, you know? This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel.Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.28"h x 21"w

    $14.97

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    Eat Up Bitches Dish Towel- folded Eat Up Bitches Dish Towel- unfolded

    Eat Up Bitches Woven Dish Towel

    Fancy schmancy, straight to the point, and also kinda perfect as an oversized cloth napkin or makeshift bib.  This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel.Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.28"h x 21"w

    $14.97

  • Hangry Dish Towel- folded Hangry Dish Towel- unfolded

    Hangry Woven Dish Towel

    Rising up, back on the street. Did my time, took my chances. Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet - just a wolf and his utensils. This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel.Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.28"h x 21"w

    $14.97

  • Magic is Totally Real Dish Towel- folded Magic is Totally Real Dish Towel- unfolded

    Magic is Totally Real Dish Towel

    Maybe this towel is magic! Do you think it cleans up by itself? Only one way to find out. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

    $12.97

  • I Go All The Way Dish Towel- folded I Go All The Way Dish Towel- unfolded

    I Go All The Way Dish Towel ~

    All the way to the bottom of the bowl, that is. Why, what did you think I meant? Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

    $12.97

  • Awesome Fucking Beard Dish Towel- folded Awesome Fucking Beard Dish Towel- unfolded

    Awesome Fucking Beard Dish Towel ~

    Trust the beard. Respect the beard. Be the beard.  Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

    $12.97


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