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Hell Is Other People Socks
You've heard of conversation starters? These are conversation stoppers. These socks may be the first with a quote from Jean-Paul Sartre. When the person seated next to you on an airplane starts talking to you, just cross your legs and reveal these beauties. Problem solved. Not only can they solve problems like this for you, but they also keep your feet warm! Material: soft-combed cotton blendFits men's shoe size 7-12.
$8.93
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"I Love Socks" Socks ~
These are THE socks for the sock aficionado. If you love socks as much as we love socks, then you know the best way to express that love is on a sock! These socks are a walking billboard for your love of comfy foot-covers. A must-have addition to any serious sock collection. Men’s dress socks.Material: soft combed cotton blend. Discontinued item! Get it before it's gone for good! LAST ONE!
$7.97
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Cockroach Pin
The cockroach is always looked down upon, but maybe this pin can get people to give them a second chance. Alright, yeah, that's not going to happen. With this pin, though, everyone will be warning you that there’s a cockroach on you and trying to brush it off, so it’s a great way to meet friends. Show the world a bit of your weird side no matter where you go or what the occasion! Material: diecast metal and enamel.Size: 1-1/2" tall
$7.93
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Unicorn Scarf
A scarf as warm as a unicorn's mane. The gnomes put on their tiny long johns, the floating goldfish watch as their bubbles freeze, and the balrog even feels a chill in his fiery heart. That's when the creatures of Fairyland turn to the unicorn for winter clothing. A scarf is a very practical piece of clothing, but why can't it be magical too? 71" soft-knit acrylic scarf
$17.97
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Inflatable Cat Party Hat
Time to PURR-TY! Whether it's your birthday or your kitty's birthday, this cat party cat will help you both celebrate! Attach the colorful little hat printed with "Happy Birthday" to your kitty's noggin with the four-point elastic strap system and let the party commence! It's my purr-ty and I'll meow if I want to! Size: 6-1/2" tallMaterial: vinyl
$5.97
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Grump Scarf
We obviously can't guarantee that this scarf will make your grump happy, but it's definitely going to keep them a bit warmer. Which may, in turn, lessen the grumpiness. This scarf is the perfect fashion accessory for a grey sky day. Great way to express your dissatisfaction with the world. 71" soft-knit acrylic scarf. Discontinued item! Get it before it's gone for good!
$19.97
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Artist Facial Hair ~
This facial hair immediately takes you from looking average to looking like the most accomplished artist anyone's ever seen! The best part is- it doesn't require you to have had one original or creative idea in your life. It's an instant upgrade!AND, if you already are an actual artist, you may find that people will pay way more for your work if they see you in this facial hair. Synthetic hair with adhesive backing.Fits most adult faces.
$4.93
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Handerpants Gloves
Are you naked under those gloves?? For Pete's sake, put on some handerpants! Slip these on for extra warmth and protection from chafing, or wear them alone for a bold, somewhat inappropriate fashion statement. The perfect gift for that person whose hands are always freezing. Material: 95% cotton, 5% spandex (look and feel like men's briefs)Fits most adult hands.
$10.93
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Monkey Pin ~
See, I mean even this monkey knows that fezzes are cool. Show people a bit of your weird side with this pin! Size: 1-1/4” tallMaterial: diecast metal and enamel Discontinued item! Get it before it's gone for good!
$9.95
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Disguise Glasses Pin
There's something funny-looking about this pin... This pin is made to look just like a pair of those glasses with a fake nose attached. You won't even recognize yourself when you wear it! Material: diecast metal and enamelSize: 1-1/4" diameter
$7.93
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Crazy Cat Lady Pin ~
A label you can wear PROUDLY. Other than all the cat fur all over your clothes, how are people supposed to know about your undying love for cats? This pin announces your crazy cat lady status to the world! Material: diecast metal and enamel.Size: 1-1/4” diameter
$9.95
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Mood Mustaches ~
It's so easy to match your mood to your mustache with these colorful lip rugs! Feeling bored? Slap on the purple 'stache! Feeling sassy? Go with orange. Each fancy facial decoration is made of lifelike synthetic hair with adhesive backing and fits most upper lips. Comes in an illustrated blistercard.
$7.97
