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Rosie The Riveter Punching Puppet
It's difficult to rivet in boxing gloves! (But she does it anyways.) We can punch it! This Rosie The Riveter Punching Puppet is ready to fight back! Just press the levers under the cloth and she'll clock you in the noggin. No matter what kind of prejudice you throw at her, she'll persist (with punches). Material: hard vinylSize: 13" tall
$16.93
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Hell Is Other People Welcome Mat ~
Give people the greeting they deserve with this welcome mat! Featuring a quote from Jean-Paul Sartre, this welcome mat will fend off pesky visitors, and also keep you from tracking pesky dirt into your house. Size: 22.25"L x 14.5"W
$14.97
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Renaissance Kitty Pillow Cover ~
All cats think they are in charge of the house, so a queenly kitty totally makes sense. Your cat will appear to take it for granted, but will secretly enjoy your acknowledgement of her superior station. Maybe you'll even be allowed to rest your head on the comfy pillow you put this cover on. Fits 18" x 18" throw pillow.Material: satinReverse side is black.
$9.97
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Hell Is Other People Socks
You've heard of conversation starters? These are conversation stoppers. These socks may be the first with a quote from Jean-Paul Sartre. When the person seated next to you on an airplane starts talking to you, just cross your legs and reveal these beauties. Problem solved. Not only can they solve problems like this for you, but they also keep your feet warm! Material: soft-combed cotton blendFits men's shoe size 7-12.
$8.93
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Handipug Finger Puppets
Your mediocre old hand isn't really that great. Why not turn it into an adorable, wrinkly pug? That's the magic of these finger puppets! While they do make your hand less practical for everyday tasks like typing, sign language, and cooking, they do give you a constant canine companion! Set of 5 finger puppets- 4 paws and 1 head.Size: 2" head, 1.5" paws
$7.48
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Unicorn Head Squirrel Feeder
Rainbows, Glitter, and Nuts. It's like you're a wizard and cast a spell on the squirrels in your backyard. With a quick "unicornis in transmutare sciurus," that boring old mundane tree rat transforms into a magical beast from Fairyland. Simply put, when squirrels eat out of these unicorn head feeders, it makes them look like a unicorn! Just attach the horn with a quick twist and hang it up with some string! (String not included.) Size: 9-1/2" x 10"Material: vinyl
$18.93
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Squirrel In Underpants Air Freshener
Smells even more fresh than a squirrel's underpants! It may seem a little strange at first, but if you really think about it, squirrels in underpants were kind of inevitable. These little streakers have been running naked through the trees for too long! Forest-fresh scented.Size: 4-3/4" tallIncludes a string for hanging. For correct usage, hang this product so that it can swing freely. Do not put this product in contact with plastic, wood, cloth or any other easily stained material. Do not rest this product on dashboard or air vents.
$3.48
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Shakespeare Dress Up ~
Your whole life, you've been forced to learn what Shakespeare said. Now, you can make him say whatever you want! This laminated cardboard dress up set has a word balloon that you can fill with any of the 43 reusable Shakespearean insults and quotes. You can even make some wardrobe changes with the 21 reusable vinyl cling pieces of clothing and accessories! Discontinued item! Get it before it's gone for good!
$12.97
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Modest Pet Urn
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. The death of a pet shouldn't make you go bust. Of course you loved your pet! But, spending money is no proof of love! In fact, wouldn't it be better to spend very little on an urn and just donate the rest to an animal rescue charity? This urn is prices to be reasonable, but is still fancy enough to pay proper respect to the deceased. This metal can (which mysteriously resembles a coffee can) comes with a sticker sheet to decorate, has a reusable interior metal seal, and an exterior plastic cap to keep ash contained. Also includes fill-in-the-blank eulogy for easy mourning. Material: metalSize: 5" tall, 4" diameter
$9.48
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Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
Take a creepy horse mask, shrink it down, put a few nuts inside it, and what do you get? This, This is what you get. And we love it.This Horse Head Squirrel Feeder makes it look like any squirrel that eats from it is wearing a Horse Mask. You'll laugh every morning as you drink your coffee while staring out the window into your backyard. Size: 6-1/2" x 10" Material: vinylHole on top for hanging (String not included)
$18.93
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Bigfoot Air Freshener
This air freshener smells way better than the actual bigfoot. (Who smells like cheese, socks, and mildew. Don't ask how we know.) Perfect for the rearview mirror of your car, a tent after a long weekend or just teasing a friend with large feet, this air freshener covers foul smells while letting you look at the handsome face that made Mrs. Bigfoot fall in love. Pine scented air freshener. String for hanging included.Size: 5" long
$4.97
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Fantastic Monster Finger Puppet
These monsters have tails, scales, and nails to impale! They're scary looking, but they all have good hearts. Hey, never judge a book by its cover! Size: between 1-3/4" and 2-1/4" tallMaterial: soft vinyl for comfortSold individually.12 color and style variations (randomly selected upon purchase)
$3.97
