Alter Ego Avocado-Unicorn

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Do not eat this unicorn. I know it looks like an avocado, but it's only *kind of* an avocado. I... Read more

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    Do not eat this unicorn. I know it looks like an avocado, but it's only *kind of* an avocado. I mean, it would probably taste delicious, like a cross between buttercream and arugula. But don't eat it. Don't even think about eating it. And definitely don't look over here right now. Yep, just like arugula.

    Imagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel strata of time and space, the Squishables are very, very different. Squishable Alter Egos are all the Squishables that might have been (and almost certainly still are...somewhere). Released in collectors' sets of 5, each one is Snacker-sized, with a base of beans and our special soft fur. Because some things are universal.
     
    5(w) x 5(d) x 6.5(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!

    Specifications

    • Weight: 200gr
    • Usage: Indoor & outdoor
    • SKU: SQU-117615
    • UPC: 841024117615
    • Item #: 48178

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