A scarf so warm, you'll be bacon in it!

This bacon scarf makes you look as though you've not only found the largest slice of bacon in the entire world, but also decided to
wear it instead of eating it. This bacon, unlike real bacon, protects your neck from chills, which makes eating actual bacon a lot
easier. (How can you enjoy bacon if your throat is frozen?)

71" soft-knit acrylic scarf.
Also looks super cute with egg earmuffs. (Not sure where you can get those but you need them if you buy this.)