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Dove Mask ~
Imagine some friends of yours are getting married and they say “I do” and kiss and everyone starts to applaud. That’s your cue torun out in your all white suit wearing this latex Dove Mask.Also, it’s good to wear around fighting friends to remind them of the importance of peace. How thoughtful of you! Material: latex Discontinued item! Get it before it's gone for good!
$25.97
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Rosie The Riveter Punching Puppet
It's difficult to rivet in boxing gloves! (But she does it anyways.) We can punch it! This Rosie The Riveter Punching Puppet is ready to fight back! Just press the levers under the cloth and she'll clock you in the noggin. No matter what kind of prejudice you throw at her, she'll persist (with punches). Material: hard vinylSize: 13" tall
$16.93
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Hell Is Other People Welcome Mat ~
Give people the greeting they deserve with this welcome mat! Featuring a quote from Jean-Paul Sartre, this welcome mat will fend off pesky visitors, and also keep you from tracking pesky dirt into your house. Size: 22.25"L x 14.5"W
$14.97
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Renaissance Kitty Pillow Cover ~
All cats think they are in charge of the house, so a queenly kitty totally makes sense. Your cat will appear to take it for granted, but will secretly enjoy your acknowledgement of her superior station. Maybe you'll even be allowed to rest your head on the comfy pillow you put this cover on. Fits 18" x 18" throw pillow.Material: satinReverse side is black.
$9.97
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Seagull Mask ~
If you want to hang out on the beach wearing a latex mask but not look too out of place, then this is the perfect one for you. Great for disguising yourself while digging in garbage cans, playing with dead fish, and picking through fast food wrappers on the side of the road. Fits most adult heads.Size: 18 x 1 x 11 inchesMaterial: latex
$23.97
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Hell Is Other People Socks
You've heard of conversation starters? These are conversation stoppers. These socks may be the first with a quote from Jean-Paul Sartre. When the person seated next to you on an airplane starts talking to you, just cross your legs and reveal these beauties. Problem solved. Not only can they solve problems like this for you, but they also keep your feet warm! Material: soft-combed cotton blendFits men's shoe size 7-12.
$8.93
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Handipug Finger Puppets
Your mediocre old hand isn't really that great. Why not turn it into an adorable, wrinkly pug? That's the magic of these finger puppets! While they do make your hand less practical for everyday tasks like typing, sign language, and cooking, they do give you a constant canine companion! Set of 5 finger puppets- 4 paws and 1 head.Size: 2" head, 1.5" paws
$7.48
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Howling Wolf Mask
It doesn't have to be a full moon for you to wear this mask, but it does help. Usually a mask just makes you different, but what if a mask made you better? What if a mask made people find a new respect for you and made you irresistible to potential partners? What if a mask gave you the ability to ascend to the spirit plane and move amongst the archetypes of the collective unconscious? That would be great. This mask has that power! Wolf is in howling position (eye holes in the neck)Fits most adult heads.Material: latex
$25.97
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Unicorn Head Squirrel Feeder
Rainbows, Glitter, and Nuts. It's like you're a wizard and cast a spell on the squirrels in your backyard. With a quick "unicornis in transmutare sciurus," that boring old mundane tree rat transforms into a magical beast from Fairyland. Simply put, when squirrels eat out of these unicorn head feeders, it makes them look like a unicorn! Just attach the horn with a quick twist and hang it up with some string! (String not included.) Size: 9-1/2" x 10"Material: vinyl
$18.93
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Squirrel In Underpants Air Freshener
Smells even more fresh than a squirrel's underpants! It may seem a little strange at first, but if you really think about it, squirrels in underpants were kind of inevitable. These little streakers have been running naked through the trees for too long! Forest-fresh scented.Size: 4-3/4" tallIncludes a string for hanging. For correct usage, hang this product so that it can swing freely. Do not put this product in contact with plastic, wood, cloth or any other easily stained material. Do not rest this product on dashboard or air vents.
$3.48
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Shakespeare Dress Up ~
Your whole life, you've been forced to learn what Shakespeare said. Now, you can make him say whatever you want! This laminated cardboard dress up set has a word balloon that you can fill with any of the 43 reusable Shakespearean insults and quotes. You can even make some wardrobe changes with the 21 reusable vinyl cling pieces of clothing and accessories! Discontinued item! Get it before it's gone for good!
$12.97
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Bald Eagle Mask
An eagle opportunity mask. Great for everyone! This eagle mask is perfect for bird appreciators, especially those that have some desire to resemble this bird of prey. Put on this mask, and instantly look like you just walked off of the back of a dollar bill. This mask is super detailed and so accurate to life, you'll feel like you should be hunting in the wilderness or posing for your portrait on a quarter.Perfect for patriotic events! Material: latexFits most adult heads.
$23.97
