Archie McPhee- All Products
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Modest Pet Urn
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. The death of a pet shouldn't make you go bust. Of course you loved your pet! But, spending money is no proof of love! In fact, wouldn't it be better to spend very little on an urn and just donate the rest to an animal rescue charity? This urn is prices to be reasonable, but is still fancy enough to pay proper respect to the deceased. This metal can (which mysteriously resembles a coffee can) comes with a sticker sheet to decorate, has a reusable interior metal seal, and an exterior plastic cap to keep ash contained. Also includes fill-in-the-blank eulogy for easy mourning. Material: metalSize: 5" tall, 4" diameter
$9.48
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Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
Take a creepy horse mask, shrink it down, put a few nuts inside it, and what do you get? This, This is what you get. And we love it.This Horse Head Squirrel Feeder makes it look like any squirrel that eats from it is wearing a Horse Mask. You'll laugh every morning as you drink your coffee while staring out the window into your backyard. Size: 6-1/2" x 10" Material: vinylHole on top for hanging (String not included)
$18.93
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Pug Dog Mask ~
This full-sized adult Pug Mask lets you dress up like Queen Victoria's favorite dog - the pug. It is so realistic that as soon as you put it on, you'll feel the urge to snort, beg for food and dress up as a portly, sad bumblebee. Material: LatexFits most adult heads. Discontinued item! Get it before it's gone for good!
$29.97
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Bigfoot Air Freshener
This air freshener smells way better than the actual bigfoot. (Who smells like cheese, socks, and mildew. Don't ask how we know.) Perfect for the rearview mirror of your car, a tent after a long weekend or just teasing a friend with large feet, this air freshener covers foul smells while letting you look at the handsome face that made Mrs. Bigfoot fall in love. Pine scented air freshener. String for hanging included.Size: 5" long
$4.97
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Horse Head Mask
Stand out in the crowd with this realistic (and kinda creepy) horse head mask! The Archie McPhee Horse Mask has become a worldwide phenomenon! It even has its own Wikipedia page! Wearing this mask can turn any situation into a wonderfully weird experience. Don't take our word for it; wear this latex mask with realistic fur mane to your next social function and watch as people scramble to take a picture of you! Fits most adult heads.
$29.97
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Fantastic Monster Finger Puppet
These monsters have tails, scales, and nails to impale! They're scary looking, but they all have good hearts. Hey, never judge a book by its cover! Size: between 1-3/4" and 2-1/4" tallMaterial: soft vinyl for comfortSold individually.12 color and style variations (randomly selected upon purchase)
$3.97
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Vulture Finger Puppet
Carrion my wayward son! These finger vultures are in search of the perfect finger carcass! These guys will have you circling your hand around a grocery store rotisserie chicken! You can even perch them up to stare at coworkers! They're all the buzz(ard). Size: 1-3/4" tallMaterial: soft vinyl for comfortSold individually.4 different color schemes (randomly selected upon purchase)
$3.50
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Racing Crow
Ready... Set... CAW! Crows spend a lot of time perched on phone lines or poking around in the grass for grubs. However, if you’ve ever dropped a french fry or a peanut, you may have been lucky enough to see a couple of crows race to pick it up. These crows emulate just that! Just pull back on them, release, and watch them take off! While you can have them race toward whatever you want, we recommend a discarded fast food container or pile of delicious garbage. Size: 3-1/8" longMaterial: soft vinyl and plasticSold individually.
$3.97
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Squishy Bigfoot BFF
Have you ever dreamed of meeting bigfoot and becoming friends? Well, this squishy, squeezable fellow wants to be BFFs! Detoxify your friend group by adding a squeezable cryptozoological ride or die. Bigfoot BFF is a soft rubber lump of malleable mush that you'll definitely want to hug and squeeze. Size: 6" tallMaterial: soft rubber
$14.93
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Racing Cat In A Box
If cats could keep the protection of a cardboard box while moving around the house, you know they would. These kitties in containers aren't just relaxing in their boxes like normal cats, they're racing around the room like a NASCAT driver! Just pull back on the box, release, and watch as they take off across the floor faster than your actual cat comes running when he hears that can of wet food opening. 4 different styles (random selection upon purchase)Sold individually.Size: 3" longMaterial: soft vinyl and plastic
$4.97
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3D Crow Air Freshener
Your car smells like a murder! While some very misguided people see the crow as a bad omen, we know that they're some of the most underrated birds. They're one of the smartest creatures on the planet, and so adaptable that they can live almost anywhere! This air freshener comes in 2 pieces that easily come together to form a 3D crow for your car! Blackberry scented air freshenerSize: 5-1/2" x 7-1/4"String for hanging included.
$4.93
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Santa Possum Ornament
I'm pretty sure his sack of toys is a garbage bag... The legend of Santa Possum is whispered about in back alleys and junkyards around the globe. When kids walk in on human Santa putting gifts under their tree, he just uses magic and turns invisible. When they walk in on Santa Possum, he just lays still on the ground and pretends to be dead. And that is exactly what this ornament is modeled after! Size: 4-1/2"Material: glassComes with string for hanging
$16.93
