Fun Stuff & Gifts_Gag Gifts
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Saint Anne - Patron of Lost Objects Figurine ~
Do you lose literally everything you own all of the time? Try asking Saint Anne for help! (Until you lose her as well, I guess.) Includes Saint Anne figure, 3" wide base, removable backdrop (which includes a "Prayer to assist in finding your stuff" on the back.)Comes in an illustrated window box. Size: 3-3/4" tall Material: hard vinyl Discontinued item! Get it before it's gone!
$5.95
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Sell Your House Kit
Help, Saint Joseph! Sell your house can be a real (estate) pain. Why not just get help from the expert? According to tradition, burying a Saint Joseph in your yard helps to sell your house faster (and for more). This kit includes a Saint Joseph figure with a prayer on the back of his business card, and a 16 page booklet that contains some (un)helpful home-selling tips as well as mini for sale and sold signs. Comes in a decorated 5" x 3-1/2" x 1" box.
$10.95
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The Scream Electronic Scream Maker ~
I scream, you scream! We all scream for the scream electronic scream maker! (Try saying that 10 times, fast.) This plastic version of Edvard Munch’s The Scream will release all of your angst with the touch of a button. Feeling frustrated with the world? Use this to howl at the world's outrageous indignities for you. A modern marvel! You'll definitely want to keep this next to you while watching the news, checking twitter, or talking with your family about politics. Batteries included.Size: 5-1/4” tall Material: plastic
$14.95
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Public Toilet Survival Kit
This clever kit includes everything you might need to survive a crappy situation! You never know when you may be forced to encounter a public bathroom with serious cleanliness issues. I mean, do they EVER clean the bathroom?? With this survival kit, you won't have to worry about this situation arising again, because this time you'll be prepared. Includes a toilet seat cover, a tissue pack and a pair of gloves.Comes in a 3-3/4" tin that slips into bags and purses in case of emergency. *Tested at a filling station in rural Alabama.*
$5.93
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Monster Cling Sticker Set ~
These crazy monster cling stickers let you see what you would look like if you were some kind of mutant alien creature. Stick some of them onto your mirror, stand, back, and check out the crazy creature staring back at you! Non-permanent.Includes one 7-1/2" x 9" (19 cm x 22.9 cm) sheet of thirteen creature features.
$4.97
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Jinx Removing Spray ~
Make bad luck a thing of the past with Jinx Removing Spray! Each bottle of this fragrant potion has been magically formulated to allegedly remove jinxes, nullify hexes, and dispel curses. Good fortune is fickle, so keep this spray handy at all times in case misfortune tries to sneak up on you. Each 3-1/4" tall x 3/4" wide (8.2 cm x 1.9 cm) pump sprayer contains .17 oz (5mL) of musk scented spray.Comes with instructional booklet. Discontinued item! Get it before it's gone for good!
$7.97
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Instant Audience Button
Puts an audience in the palm of your hand! Picture it: You just told the best joke anyone's ever told, and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. Well, this instant audience lets you carry around the crowd reactions that you deserve. The perfect product for an instant ego boost or for giving effortless feedback to others. Imagine the face your spouse would make when they tell a stupid joke and you play cricket sounds! (Disclaimer: we do not recommend doing this. We are not responsible for divorce lawyer fees.) Comes with 4 sounds: applause, crickets, rimshot, and a booing audience. Batteries included.
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Googly Eye Push Pins ~
Regular push pins are boring! I mean, sure, they do hold notes and photos and other random things on your corkboards and posters on telephone poles, but they're all designed to not be seen. These push pins have actual moving googly eyes on top, so you get to personify anything you can stick them to! Includes 25 push pins- perfect for twelve pairs and one cyclops.Material: steel and polyethylene plasticSize: 11mm in diameter Discontinued item! Get it before it's gone for good! LAST ONE!
$4.95
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Shrunken Head Gag Gift Box ~
Shrunken Head Ham Sculpture Kit Gag Gift Box Okay, so Dad is going to love (probably) that tie that you bought him, but why not make him think that you bought him a kit to turn ham into tiny shrunken heads? This gag gift box has illustrations and text on all sides to make it look completely legitimate. Put the boring gift inside this box and then watch their face as they open it! Size: 11-1/2" x 9-3/4" x 3" (comes folded down flat) (Please don't actually make shrunken heads out of ham. That's really gross.)
$6.95
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Folding Pocket Comb
You've heard the stories- gangs of hoodlums terrorizing the streets with cans of hairspray and pocket combs. It's time for you to invest in some protection for your hair. These combs snap open with the push of a button like a switchblade- and also have a safety lock to prevent unexpected deployment. Size: 9" long (when open)Material: metal and plastic
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Googly Eyes Tin
You never know when an object around you may need a little personification! We gotta let you in on a little secret that before now, had only been shared with kindergarten teachers and crafters- googly eyes make everything better! A boring bagel becomes your carby comrade. A humdrum hairbrush becomes your sassy sidekick. An uninspired knife becomes Mrs. Cleaver! With all these opportunities inside one portable tin, you'll never be caught without googly eyes again. Includes 20 pairs of stick-on googly eyes in 4 sizes, ranging from 1/2" to 1-3/16".
$7.48
