Fun Stuff & Gifts_Gag Gifts
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Brainwashed Soap
Brainwashed Soap Get brain washed with this brain-shaped shea butter soap!The perfect gift for your favorite mad scientist, neuron lover, and brainiac. This lovely, large, 'pink fig' colored soap weighs 7oz and measures 3" long by 2.5" high.
$12.93
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Vinderpants Bottle Cover
That bottle of 1945 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild is pretty impressive, but it's shockingly naked. Vinderpants acts as a perfect gift sack or just a great gag covering for a bottle of Two Buck Chuck. Great for hostess gifts, wine tastings or anywhere wine enthusiasts with a sense of humor gather. Fits snugly over most wine and champagne bottles.Material: 95% cotton and 5% spandex.Comes in full colored illustrated box.
$9.94
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Switchblade Spork
The weapon of choice for juvenile delinquent chefs!These utensils snap open with the push of a button- and also feature a safety lock to prevent unexpected deployment. 11" long when open.Material: plastic and metal You never know when a food fight may happen. Stay prepared.
$6.98
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Steampunk Sleep Mask ~
This Steampunk Sleep Mask makes it look like you're wearing retro-futuristic goggles while you take your afternoon siesta. Buy them for your favorite nerd. Polyester with cotton back and elastic band.Fits most heads.Measures about 8-inches long.
$4.97
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Snake Oil Soap ~
Come one, come all, Snake Oil Soap is the answer to all your problems. That's right, no matter what ails you, Snake Oil Soap will help to clean your skin. The soap contains real cobra oil in quantities guaranteed to be there when you use it for washing. Each 3–3/4" x 2–1/4" x 3/4" tin contains one 2.5 oz. bar of soap with cobra oil.
$4.95
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Bacon Scarf ~
A scarf so warm, you'll be bacon in it! This bacon scarf makes you look as though you've not only found the largest slice of bacon in the entire world, but also decided to wear it instead of eating it. This bacon, unlike real bacon, protects your neck from chills, which makes eating actual bacon a lot easier. (How can you enjoy bacon if your throat is frozen?) 71" soft-knit acrylic scarf.Also looks super cute with egg earmuffs. (Not sure where you can get those but you need them if you buy this.)
$18.93
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Inflatable Rotisserie Chicken ~
Hilarious, but kind of disappointing if you're hungry. The rotisserie chicken has become one of those easy meals that you grab at the last minute, yet is still fantastic. Easy and delicious, we find just the sight of the golden brown skin through the clear plastic of the container is enough to make your mouth water. This 11" inflatable rotisserie chicken is an exact replica of a turn-roasted bird! It does look pretty real, but don't try to eat it. It's made of vinyl.
$9.95
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Grump Notebooks
Foe people that have so much to be grumpy about, that sometimes they lose track! This set of notebooks is for those that view the world to be a bit darker than most. Set comes with three notebooks, labeled "Daily Disappointments", "Fresh Rants", and "Things That Annoy Me". Each has a kraft cover with a pocket in the back. Perfect for keeping notes of bad reviews, remembering what you're mad about, and making lists of things that you're absolutely dreading. Pulling one of these notebooks out to write in it is a serious statement to those around you. Each notebook contains 48 pages, and is 5-1/2" x 3-1/2"
$7.93
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Final Notes Notebooks
Let other people look at the bright side of life- and focus on the inevitable death coming for us all. The perfect present for a morbid friend, this set of notebooks are designed to appeal to the goth in all of us. The notebooks are titled "My Legacy", "Epitaph Ideas", and "Deathbed Requests". There is also an imposing grim reaper on each page to remind you of the eventual end. Inside the flap is a checklist for your best friend to follow after you die, and a delicious recipe for funeral potatoes! Set of 3 notebooks with 48 pages each.Size: Each is 5-1/2" x 3-1/2"
$5.95
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Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens
You can never- and I repeat- NEVER- have too many itty bitty rubber chickens. Rubber chickens (the normal sized ones) are hilarious. That means itty bitty rubber chickens are also hilarious. Not only that, but they're itty bitty. So, they're also adorable. It's a win win if you ask us. Bag of 12 itty bitty rubber chickens.Each itty bitty rubber chicken is 1-1/2" and made of hard vinyl.
$8.93
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Bacon Lip Balm
When you eat bacon, don't you wish that you could taste that flavor all day long? Well, have we got the thing for you! Just carry this little tube around with you everywhere you go and have the smell and flavor you crave at your fingertips! This lip balm will keep your lips moist and meaty all day long. Warning: your lips may smell like bacon, but they are not. Do not bite down on your lips. Since this lip balm does not contain actual bacon, it also makes a wonderful and thoughtful gift for your vegetarian friends who miss the days when they also indulged in tasty meats. (Trust me- I'm a vegetarian.) 2-1/2" long tube, twist bottom dispenser
$2.93
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Geek Pennant
Geek Pride! It used to be an insult to be called a geek, but now it's a point of pride. This felt pennant either shows you are a geek or that you are a geek sympathizer. The perfect thing to get the IT department to fix your computer first. Features a brain! Are you smart enough to display this in your house? Size: 20"
$4.43
