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Finger Spork
The most practical thing you could ever wear on your hands! These spoon/fork hybrids slip onto the tip of your finger and let you eat with your hands! Super useful at Comic-Cons, fairs, concerts, and buffets. Each finger spork is 3-1/2" tall and made of hard vinyl. Finger sporks come in 4 colors: blue, red, yellow, and green.Color will be random upon order. *Purchase includes 1 finger spork.*
$1.50
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Extendable Fly Swatter
Join the SWAT team! If you're serious about killing flies but too lazy to get off of the couch to do it, you need this! This extendable fly swatter goes from 11-5/8” to 28” to broaden your reach, that way you don't have to get up! The perfect item for lazy people and those with short arms (or short people in general). The last thing those flies will see is the "RIP" printed on the mesh of the swatter! Material: vinyl and metalSize: extends from 11-5/8" to 28"
$7.93
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Emergency Bow Tie
Transform yourself from normal to formal in an instant! Perfect for spontaneous weddings, dinner parties, and unforeseen funerals.Each bowtie features a metal attachment that allows quick and easy clipping to your collar. Size: 4-1/2" long bowtieMaterial: silky black fabric Comes in an illustrated tin!
$6.93
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Despair Pennant ~
For despair's biggest fan! Beset by feelings of hopelessness and despair? Celebrate it with this felt pennant which features the word "DESPAIR" and a tiny storm cloud. Wonderful gift for poets. Size: 20" (50.8 cm)
$4.94
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Wall Monster Decals ~
The colorful Finger Monsters by Archie McPhee are so striking that they deserve to be displayed all the time! So, that's where these Wall Monster decals come in. They are beautiful, removable vinyl decals that you can stick on any painted surface that needs a splash of the frightfully awesome. Set of eight includes four monstrously huge 11" (28 cm) tall decals and four terrifyingly tiny 5-1/2" (14 cm) tall decals.
$12.96
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Dashboard Jesus
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL! Let this little dashboard Jesus be your co-pilot as you drive!(Don't actually let him take the wheel though, he has little plastic arms.) Dashboard Jesus can serve as a reminder to love thy neighbor, even if they don't use their blinker or they cut you off in traffic. He will not judge you for the car that you drive, but he may remind you to be a good person when you see someone stranded on the side of the road with a flat tire. Size: 5-1/4" tallDashboard Jesus has a metal spring and an adhesive base.
$8.93
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Dashboard Hula Girl
Any dashboard can be improved by the mere presence of this Dashboard Hula Girl. She gracefully sways her body on springy hips, while dressed in her silky tasseled "grass" skirt. Material: vinyl, with adhesive base.Size: 5-1/4" tall
$8.93
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Crazy Cat Lady Notebooks
If you have a lot of cat thoughts, keep them all straight with crazy cat lady notebooks! Does your favorite cat lady (acceptable if this is yourself) have too much on her mind to keep track of it all? This set of notebooks will help anyone organize all of their cat-related thoughts! Three notebooks are labeled "Cute Things My Cats Have Done", "Things My Cats Have Brought Me", and "More Thoughts On Cats". Even includes a list of suggested cat names! Set of 3 notebooks.Each notebook contains 48 ruled pages and is 5-1/2" x 3-1/2".
$7.93
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Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
It used to be an insult to call someone a crazy cat lady, but now people announce proudly that they are crazy cat ladies. (It's me, I'm "people".) This action figure honors everyone who loves their many, many, cats. If you know somebody who buys gifts for their kitties or has framed photos of each one on their desk at work, then this action figure is definitely the perfect gift. The action figure comes with six cats that you can pose around her, and anyone with multiple cats will find this purr-fectly hiss-terical. The packaging also features a crazy cat lady quiz to help you determine the likelihood of you needing this action figure. (Spoiler- if you've already read this far, you do.) Size: 5-1/4" tallMaterial: hard vinyl
$16.93
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Bigfoot Research Kit
The (mostly) serious science of the search for bigfoot! You could search for bigfoot by walking around the woods yelling "bigfoot" at the top of your lungs and waiting for a response- or you could use science! This bigfoot research kit can easily double or triple your chances of finding bigfoot. The most helpful portion of this kit has to be the informational booklet. The booklet contains helpful advice, and also lets you in on the secret that bigfoot is actually an introvert, so if you're mellow, he will be cool with you. How do you approach bigfoot, you ask? Well, you've got to buy this kit to find out! This kit contains everything you need as a serious bigfoot hobbyist: stickers, a membership card, evidence flags, an informational booklet, a field journal, a magnifier, and scat bags. Comes in a thick, decorated cardboard box.
$15.93
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Batstache Mustache
Pretty self explanatory, this one. It's a mustache shaped like a bat! Great for goth people, vampires, and really unoriginal superheroes. Made of synthetic hair with adhesive backing.Fits most upper lips.
$4.93
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Skull Beer Funnel
A fun and unique way to get your drinks down! Pour your devil's brew into the skull head, and it empties into the receiver's mouth by way of the corrugated esophagus. Plastic. (FW8298)
$17.97
