Fun Stuff & Gifts_Gag Gifts
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Colon
The colon is the main section of digestion, looping up, across and down like a horseshoe. The colon absorbs water for reuse by the body and ferments fiber with the help of trillions of friendly microbes. These microbiome bacteria are an integral part of your digestive system, even acting as the gatekeepers of your metabolism.
$12.97
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Appendix
The appendix is a finger-shaped tube sticking out of your colon. It is often considered a “joke organ” with no function. Learn all about this organ with our adorable GIANTmicrobes Appendix plush. Educational, fun and provides emotional support if you are going through the pain of appendicitis. Includes an educational printed card with fascinating facts about the mysterious Appendix. Size: 6 x 3.5 x 2"
$12.97
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Modest Pet Urn
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. The death of a pet shouldn't make you go bust. Of course you loved your pet! But, spending money is no proof of love! In fact, wouldn't it be better to spend very little on an urn and just donate the rest to an animal rescue charity? This urn is prices to be reasonable, but is still fancy enough to pay proper respect to the deceased. This metal can (which mysteriously resembles a coffee can) comes with a sticker sheet to decorate, has a reusable interior metal seal, and an exterior plastic cap to keep ash contained. Also includes fill-in-the-blank eulogy for easy mourning. Material: metalSize: 5" tall, 4" diameter
$9.48
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Champion Rubber Chicken
This rubber chicken just won a blue ribbon at the barnyard games for his squawk! Guaranteed attention getter! Now you can irritate everyone in your life just like you've always dreamed! 13" long.Superior quality vinyl that feels like plucked poultry skin.
$7.93
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Good Luck Kit
In need of some good luck? This good luck kit contains everything you need to give someone (or yourself) a lucky day. Most importantly, it comes with a pair of lucky socks to wear when you need them. It also includes lucky temporary tattoos, a lucky keychain, and a booklet that explains lucky traditions all around the world. There's even a lucky day card that tells people that they have to put off telling you bad news until another day.
$11.95
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Biggest And Loudest Rubber Chicken
He sure is one big mother clucker! Everyone knows rubber chickens are funny, especially when they squawk! This rubber chicken is HUGE and is so loud, it'll probably eventually be banned from schools, churches, and family dinners all over the world. A necessity for every prankster and joker! Great gift idea for your nieces and nephews! Their parents will surely thank you for being so thoughtful. Size: 22" longSuperior quality vinyl feels like plucked poultry skin. How cool!
$19.97
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Stress Rubber Chicken
Laughter is the best medicine, but laughing and squeezing is even better. Regular rubber chickens can relieve stress, but this one is WAY better at it. This little rubber chicken will help you through anxious situations and serve as a reminder to not take things so seriously. Size: 7" longMaterial: polyurethane You know you wanna squeeze it!
$7.48
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Glow In The Dark Rubber Chicken
Hilarity for insomniacs! I mean, everyone agrees that rubber chickens are hilarious. If you were to look at a normal rubber chicken, however, you'd assume it's only funny when a source of light is available. And you'd kind of be right. With this glow in the dark rubber chicken, you can laugh and have fun no matter how little light there is! Size: 20" Material: vinyl (feels like plucked poultry skin)
$10.93
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Inflatable Cat Party Hat
Time to PURR-TY! Whether it's your birthday or your kitty's birthday, this cat party cat will help you both celebrate! Attach the colorful little hat printed with "Happy Birthday" to your kitty's noggin with the four-point elastic strap system and let the party commence! It's my purr-ty and I'll meow if I want to! Size: 6-1/2" tallMaterial: vinyl
$5.97
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Naughty Ornaments
5 STDs festively dressed up for the holidays! Decorate your tree or house with these memorable special edition microbes with golden loops for hanging.Naughty Ornaments themed gift box includes: • Herpes in special edition gold with embroidered holly • Chlamydia with snowflakes embroidery and red mouth • Pox stuffed in a stocking • Clap with Santa hat and Christmas lights embroidery • HPV with red and green spots
$24.93
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Giant Wooden Pencil
This giant wooden pencil is real... and it REALLY WRITES! A big pencil for even bigger ideas! It functions the same way a typical pencil would. The lead writes, and the eraser erases. But it is no typical pencil- it's giant! Downsides: Unless you have extraordinarily large ears, it's probably not going to fit behind your ear. (Also may make your desk look tiny.) 14" real wooden pencil with eraser.
$7.93
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Emergency Goat Button
Carry this emergency goat contraption everywhere you go. Guaranteed to cheer up the saddest of Eeyores, and be the hit of every party. Goats screams are so weird, but that doesn't stop them from being very lovable and hugely popular. In fact, their name says it all - Greatest Of All Time! We all fantasize about owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids, but that’s not always feasible. This 3½" electronic Emergency Goat sound machine includes four sounds — scream, bleat, kids and goats. Press the buttons whenever you need a little goat in your life. Three LR44 batteries included.
$10.93
