Housewares_Miscellaneous
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Bacon Spoon Rest ~
Keep your kitchen counter clean with the amazing power of bacon! The future is here! Bacon can now keep your kitchen counters clean! I mean is there anything bacon can't do? It's already a source of happiness for so many people around the world. This ceramic strip of bacon sits next to your stove so you can set your spoons down without soiling your sanitary surfaces. Bacon to the rescue! Size: 3-1/2" x 10" Comes in an illustrated box.Wooden spoon not included.
$9.95
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Shark Lemon Juicer ~
There is an actual shark called the lemon shark, but this Lemon Shark Juicer got that nickname by squeezing the last bit of juice out of a lemon. The more you know! Material: porcelainSize: 5-1/4" (13.3 cm) diameterDishwasher safe. Discontinued item! Get it before it's gone for good! LAST ONE!
$9.95
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Grump Notebooks
Foe people that have so much to be grumpy about, that sometimes they lose track! This set of notebooks is for those that view the world to be a bit darker than most. Set comes with three notebooks, labeled "Daily Disappointments", "Fresh Rants", and "Things That Annoy Me". Each has a kraft cover with a pocket in the back. Perfect for keeping notes of bad reviews, remembering what you're mad about, and making lists of things that you're absolutely dreading. Pulling one of these notebooks out to write in it is a serious statement to those around you. Each notebook contains 48 pages, and is 5-1/2" x 3-1/2"
$7.93
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Final Notes Notebooks
Let other people look at the bright side of life- and focus on the inevitable death coming for us all. The perfect present for a morbid friend, this set of notebooks are designed to appeal to the goth in all of us. The notebooks are titled "My Legacy", "Epitaph Ideas", and "Deathbed Requests". There is also an imposing grim reaper on each page to remind you of the eventual end. Inside the flap is a checklist for your best friend to follow after you die, and a delicious recipe for funeral potatoes! Set of 3 notebooks with 48 pages each.Size: Each is 5-1/2" x 3-1/2"
$5.95
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Googly Eye Drink Markers ~
These silicone bands are designed to slip around most cans and bottles so you can tell which drink is yours. More importantly, they personify your beverage, turning it into a tiny person. You'll find yourself apologizing every time you take a sip. Comes in a pack with four assorted colors.
$4.94
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Finger Spork
The most practical thing you could ever wear on your hands! These spoon/fork hybrids slip onto the tip of your finger and let you eat with your hands! Super useful at Comic-Cons, fairs, concerts, and buffets. Each finger spork is 3-1/2" tall and made of hard vinyl. Finger sporks come in 4 colors: blue, red, yellow, and green.Color will be random upon order. *Purchase includes 1 finger spork.*
$1.50
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Extendable Fly Swatter
Join the SWAT team! If you're serious about killing flies but too lazy to get off of the couch to do it, you need this! This extendable fly swatter goes from 11-5/8” to 28” to broaden your reach, that way you don't have to get up! The perfect item for lazy people and those with short arms (or short people in general). The last thing those flies will see is the "RIP" printed on the mesh of the swatter! Material: vinyl and metalSize: extends from 11-5/8" to 28"
$7.93
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Crazy Cat Lady Notebooks
If you have a lot of cat thoughts, keep them all straight with crazy cat lady notebooks! Does your favorite cat lady (acceptable if this is yourself) have too much on her mind to keep track of it all? This set of notebooks will help anyone organize all of their cat-related thoughts! Three notebooks are labeled "Cute Things My Cats Have Done", "Things My Cats Have Brought Me", and "More Thoughts On Cats". Even includes a list of suggested cat names! Set of 3 notebooks.Each notebook contains 48 ruled pages and is 5-1/2" x 3-1/2".
$7.93
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Bird Toothpick Dispenser
What bird cares more than this one about your oral hygiene? NONE. You know how hippos let birds clean their teeth? Now you can do the same! No need to search for that boring little box of toothpicks you have shoved away in a random drawer in you kitchen! Let this little guy hand them to you! Press down on the head of the bird and he'll bend down and peck a pick for you! The bird stands on top of a hollow base that stores the toothpicks.Size: 2" base with 3" tall birdMaterial: plastic *toothpicks not included*
$7.93
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Kraken Mirror
The terrifying leviathan who's tentacles writhe up from the abysmal depths of history to drag the unwary soul back into the lovecraftian underdeeps. Dimensions: Width 7.28" x Height 9.25" x 0.98" Materials: Resin, Glass
$31.95
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Kraken Photo Frame
The terrifying leviathan who's tentacles writhe up from the abysmal depths of history to drag the unwary soul back into the lovecraftian under-deeps. 6" x 8" Dimensions: Width 7.28" x Height 9.25" x 0.98" Materials: Resin, Glass
$29.95
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Kraken Hand Mirror
The terrifying leviathan who's tentacles writhe up from the abysmal depths of history to drag the unwary soul back into the lovecraftian under-deeps. Dimensions: Width 3.54" x Height 8.27" x Depth 0.59" Materials: Resin, Glass
$21.95
